January 2010
@BAL
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!
DMO just sent me a pic of her holding her vodka and cranberry with a Benjamin in her vest pocket and she wanted me to say HIIIIIII to you!
I'm trying not to feel pathetic for sitting at... →
December 2009
“Happiness comes from the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think...”
– Storm Jameson
(via princesskaye)
(via quote-book)
no... i'm serious... please ask anything! →
I fixed it! now I have a proper Formspring! →
I love Jackson. I really do.
but right now if he doesn’t calm down I will be offering him up for auction to the highest bidder… or first bidder actually.
okay I’m kidding… dmo would kill me if I did. plus he has his moments… this is just not one of them.
If I had any BAL(Ls) at all I'd pick up sticks and...
bowlingalleylawyer:
thedmoshow:
bowlingalleylawyer:
if they’d let me.
I could be perpetually tan and meet Pitbull and he’d fall in love with my big thighs and giant ass and put me up in a condo and I’d have a tumblr party every Saturday night and fly all ya’ll in for it.
uh huh. that’s what would happen.
if we’d let you?!?!?
that would be the best thing to ever happen to miami....
thedmoshow:
rugger14:
I should have just stayed asleep. not sure what even woke me up in the first place. but now I wish it hadn’t
awwwwww babe! sorry if I woke you!
we’re discussing the details of our wedding. halsey has picked out our wedding china.
noooo babe! it’s okay! I was talking about the football game because I woke up right as it got stressful so I couldn’t fall...
I should have just stayed asleep. not sure what even woke me up in the first place. but now I wish it hadn’t
I'm almost tempted to delete that previous post.
I’m incredibly superstitious and I think I may have jinxed them.
crap.
WHOA...
is that a LifeAlert commercial on ESPN??
hope I didn't jinx them...
umm... I just got a bit giddy and giggled slightly...
never thought I would actually say that the Bears are having a good game.
I'm not texting the wife...
because I don’t want to bother her… but I just want to say that I made myself laugh because I just posted something about Jackson having a British accent… and I realized that we think he is part ENGLISH pointer!! It all makes sense now!! hahahah
oh I know, I’m a tad bit silly and maybe even a bit pathetic. I just had to tell someone.
themattsmith:
kateoplis:
askjerves:
Larry Bird: “After we won the 1986 championship me and my wife Dinah went out to K.C. Jones’s restaurant. He had a rib place. I had two beers. Remember how we stopped drinking that year?’’ - the ’86 Celtics swore off alcohol for their playoff run - “Well, I had two beers and they didn’t even taste good. I was tired, anyway, so I went home an hour later.” ...
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Why do my legs always get hot first?
I’m laying in bed in my sweats and my legs are heating up like crazy but my upper half is fine. Prob bcs I used to be a Catholic school girl who had to wear skirts even when there was two feet of snow on the ground. My legs must just have evolved to always be super warm.
It's the little things...
I have posted before about how I tend to say things as I think them and this includes texts (be glad I don’t have your number) and I know that some people think I text excessively. Well, obviously, most of my texts are to my wife and I love that she doesn’t think I’m annoying her, but she’s in Boston right now with friends and I want her to have a great time and I...
There are some days when I can't wait to move...
I hate Miami on certain days. For example, the days when it’s 95 MILLION degrees out without any breeze and 150% humidity. Or when I see the little Brazilian girls running around in their half bathing suits and the wife takes a second look (I’m not blaming her, just hatin on the pretty model type girl.)
BUT today I was out with my best friend who was down visiting her family in Ft....
I'm going to have some time to kill tonight.... →
lady88:
What’s the one thing/wish you wanted for Christmas and didn’t get?
a JOB…oh yes and a hippopotamus.
formspring
not to knock your desired Christmas gift… but hippos are the most dangerous land animal… plus they be big and smelly… I would say if you want something that is a bit easier to house train, I’d go for a zebra. They are still exotic and most likely...
Running to the store to go find my girl some...
thedmoshow:
lowdunks:
Today makes one month … it’s the first anniversary I’ve ever celebrated.
Gonna try to make it count.
maybe pick up a celine dion album, too.
try to get that party started, eh?
don’t listen to her… celine dion does nothing. you know that lionel richie totally has the best panty dropping songs.
